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Subject: A great laugh on the FBI (fwd)
This was on the folkdj list - sent by Rik Palieri In a message dated 96-05-23 23:31:03 EDT, eden@sover.net (Eleanora Eden) writes: This cracked me up when I read it, and is supposedly true (recovered under the Freedom of Information Act). FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues. The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by the FBI because they were taping all conversations at the hospital. Agent: Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda. Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered? Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital. Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital? Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent. Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent? Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is. Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital? Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them locked. You will have to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas. Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents? Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here? Pizza Man: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent? Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving. Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this? Agent: I have my checkbook right here. Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents? Agent: That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked. Pizza Man: I don't think so. Click. ** End of message **
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That could have been any FBI field office!
Ha ha! That's great!
BHHAWAHWAhahwhawhah!@# this was HILARIOUS! but not at all surprising... ;) http://www.qni.com/~rixon
I'm going to do the same thing the next time I call Pizza - Hut
They are still waiting for their pizza !!!
Fucking pigs all they do is wanna eat!
This is a joke. Never happened. Laugh's on you!
What is this all about?
I'm an FBI agent too!
I'm an FBI agent too!
I'm an FBI agent too!
Needed a good laugh this a.m.
Don't be a jackass.
What's the punchline?
You can't be happy about that !!!!!
Great story, very funny stuff!!!
Cops Aren't Human...Or Are They? How could this happen? One dead, one severely injured, This wasn't supposed to happen, because Cops aren't human...Or are they? Bullets start flying and everyone runs away, except Cops. They run forward to protect innocent lives. Nah, Cops aren't human...Or are they? A two-year old stops breathing and a Cop just happens to be there, to breathe new life into a lifeless body, no way, Cops aren't human...Or are they? A thug on the streets flips a Cop the the bird, but the Cop has to take it in stride, because the Supreme Court says, "Their Cops, it's not supposed to bother them." Therefore Cops aren't human...Or are they? Sixteen hours a day changing the baby's diapers, helping the ten year old with homework, ore even the teenager with a "growing up" problem, paying the bills or even working a second job just to make ends meet. Nah, that can't be a Cop 'cause Cops aren't human...Or are they? Eight hours a day, or more, risking their lives, fighting what most people fear, to make the streets safer for everyone else. Just like Superman. Yeah, that's it, that's a Cop 'cause Cops aren't human...Or are they? Taking a bullet tring to protect someone elses family, while trying to support his own, yet leaving his Wife and Children behind without a Husband or Father. That's not how it's supposed to happen, because Cops aren't human...Or are they? Or maybe lying in a hospital bed clinging to his own life after trying to save a fellow officer: But how can that be? Is it because Cops are human? They go fight what most fear, they risk their lives for the lives of others, they also have compassion for their own families and support them on little pay. Are Cops human? Just look at the headlines... "...one dead, one severely injured!" Jim Harper lost his life by making the streets safer for everyone else. E.C. O'Brien is clinging to his life for trying to save Jim's. Yes! Cops are human...They are just extra special humans. Written by a fellow Police Officer. Dedicated to Deputy Sergeant E.C.O'Brien and to the memory of Deputy Jim Harper. Jim was killed in the line of duty on April 21, 1997. E.C.was injured in the same incident. the suspect brutally murdered Jim and shot E.C.
Stupid
OpenLetter: To the (Human)COP! CRY Me A River! You whiny pissy pants! Get some Sack will You ,or go find a differant line of work you cry baby! Was the COP that (Shot)and killed vickie weaver a (HuMAN)? or the Gestopo pigs that killed all the (KIDS)at WACO ,were they (HUMAN)? Don't try your bullshit on this page we know better!(I VAS only Following mein Orders)
About the comment 'COPS ARE NOT HUMAN' and how they run forwad when the bullets fly...Hmmm, didn't see the cops runnin forward at columbine high...what about the school cop that exchanged fire with the gunmen, maybe if he had stood his ground a few more kids would be alive, instead of him runnin away to get 'HELP' maybe he forgot how to use his 'COM.' maybe the law dis-enforcement people think one cop is more important than ten innocents. maybe as TAX PAYING CITIZENS we need to take a more active role in POLICING THE POLICE.
yeah what a load of bollocks! a classic "my mate" story Nonsense....
I thought it was great. any one out there with a good sense of humor would...
this is cool and i dont belive it
Why do you hate the police? If you are doing nothing wrong in the first place, then there is no reason why you should be bothered by what the police do. Pages like this are only for people who are pissed off at the fact that they cant break the law and get away with it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. GOOD 1
that was kind of funney
The FBI uses polygraphs to eliminate suspects...Thank God!
LIKE A DOG CHASING HIS OWN TAIL:0)
Sure that guy in the hospital was an FBI agent - not one of the inmates? The pizza person wasn't that positive. I dont think he needed to ask his manager to resove that doubt. Bob Robin, Chicago, Ill
They had to be FBI...If they where Muncipal Police they would have brought the pizza with them, solved the case in a half day....arrested the dirt bag who made anti-police comments about the story....and been home in time to watch 'Law & Order'.......get a life , a badge , and a gun ....if dare...I didn't think so....
You anti police jack asses make me wanna vomit. Liberals and parasitic socialists cry like babies that we live in a 'police' state, and when someone commits an offence against them they scream that there aren't enough officers. Police officers give their lives to serve the communities they police and deserve respect.
Well, maybe someday, if the police ever started collecting facts in an UNBIASED fashion, exercising respect for public safety, and stopped this racial profiling that I see so much of in my old nieghborhood, maybe, just maybe, we liberals would stop screaming about living in a police state. Until then, it's time to take back the streets, and protect them on our own.
One more thing, we don't scream like babies when offenses are commited against us. We scream because the police don't do the job that they are paid to do. They collect facts half-assed, and after two months, they send a letter saying "sorry, your case is closed." Which means we must watch out for ourselves, and take the law into our own hands, because the hands of justice have pretty much fallen off.
smomastewart@aol.com We don't hate police! But when treated like your guilty before proven guilty leaves room for IMPROVEMENT!! Respect is earned NOT given!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How come these people talk so much trash about the police, and how terrible they are, and how we don't need them?, but when there is a man dressed in all black standing in their house rifling througgh their drawers, or someone takes their car, or a thing a simple as someone breaking a window on their house, these same people reach out to their phones, and dial 911. Mind Boggling isn't it..If you don't like cops, don't call cops, let your life become utter Kaos...
Hehehehehehe....(LMAO)! That was good! Maybe our FBI is not as Godlike as they think themselves to be.
that was stupid
what is that all about??
I don't get it
im george bush...and bring my pizza around the back door...and by the way i wont be paying fr it
That is FUNNY! I love hearing stories about police not getting they're way!
That is very stupid
Maybe they got the rong phone number, stupid ass FBI's
Hahahahahhahaahahahahahahaahhaa, i hope this is true
To all of those ignorant people out there "dissing" the law enforcement men and women in the U.S. remember one thing, when the feces hits the fan or you find yourself in a situation you can't handle and you need help (which is probably most any situation you encounter), it is the same law enforcement men and women you call "pigs" you will be on the phone to asking to come help you. Any person who criticizes law enforcement obviously has had a negative encounter with a law enforcement officer. (example, that person who has had the negative encounter being a criminal) Criminals usually don't hold law enforcement personnel with high regard. I guess maybe I could understand that, I mean criminals are stupid and spend most of their time being mad at the law enforcement officer that caught them instead of taking responsibility for their own actions. They blame law enforcement for everything like not getting all of the facts when in fact they are the one who don't have all the facts. They say someone ought to do something about it. Well why don't you do something about it? Like go through the training and become a law enforcement professional themselves. Oh, I know it could be because they are a criminal, or maybe it is because they lack the intestinal fortitude to even go through the training we go through to become an officer of the law. They would probably wet their pants and go home crying to their mommas at the first hint of trouble. Like I said, just remember the next time you are on the phone with the 9-1-1 operator begging for help because there is an univited guest in you bedroom stealing your belongings it will be the same law enforcement professionals you call "pig" you will be begging to come rescue you. Or maybe you might be the one who is witnessing a violent crime take place, who you gonna call? Yeah, that's right "the police". There is a saying that goes something like "If you are not for us, you are against us." Well if you are not for your law enforcement then you are against them. In my book, if you are against us you are a criminal. Note I did say "us", that's right. I am law enforcement and damn proud of it.
My name is Wayne Barnes, and I wrote The FBI Pizza Call. The full story from August 1993 was provided to Urban Legends located at http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/fbipizza.htm. It was not a leak or a wiretap, and it was not obtained from a Freedom of Information Act request because there was no taping of the conversation. It just struck me as funny when it happened and I wrote it down. It is on the web in over 50,000 locations now, so it seems that others thought it was funny. I am glad that some of you do, too. Wayne Barnes (FBI Special Agent, 1971-2000)
This is very funny, and I am sure it is what anybody working in a pizza shop would say in this situation, so I am quite happy to believe that this has happened. :-D and all these people complaining about the police, just because you may have heard one story about a police officer shooting a kid one day, does not mean all police are bad, or even that the police officer in the story was bad, he was doing his job and he made a mistake, hey he's human too, what do you know, they recruit the police from the human population!!!!!!!!!!! You should respect any person who commits themselves to becoming a police officer, and remember that this commitment doesn't automatically convert them into some super-human robot who gets everything just perfect. They are just people who care about helping others when they have become victims of criminal behaviour.
Google and type in "9/11 and October Surprise scandal"
Google and type in "Danny Casolaro and Paul Wilcher.
If you are interested in the "real" story, which is MY story, go to: http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/fbipizza.htm So straighten up and fly right, and stop defaming the boys in blue who took a few minutes aside to write down what was very humorous event so others could appreciate it as well. Regards, Wayne Barnes, 6/28/05
Yo Feds you need something to EAT? well here my 3 dogs have given you TURDS something to EAT!! ENJOY Fed piggys
I saw these under cover types put a federal scutany warrent on the Great Guinan saying they had the patriot act to fall back on. it turns out these corrupt cops had a rakit and tried to quiet this reporter who was exposing the skeem off these drug runners who where air marshalls bringing in cocaine into the country. if it wasnt for this investigatative reporter named Guinan they might have gooton away with iff the guinan reporter hadnt exposed how these air marshalls where bringing in cocaine and pretending to be aor marshall "proptecting us from terrorist
what the fuck thats stupid you guys need to grow up